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hak55
9th September 2010, 11:29 PM
People, I attended a 'MUHIBBAH' seminar to encourage better 'PERPADUAN' between people of the various races in this country organised by a very large Malaysian government agency and they gave us a puzzle to solve.

I like to share it with you all.

Here's the puzzle (with the answers as well):

First,

1. What does an orang Melayu do when he is alone? HE SLEEPS.
2. What does an orang Cina do when he is alone? HE PLANTS VEGETABLES, GARDENING OR DOES CARPENTRY WORK.
3. What does an orang India do when he is alone? HE DRINKS AND THEN MABUK.

Then,

4. What about when an orang Melayu and his friend do when the two of them are together? THEY MENGUMPAT ORANG.
5. What about when an orang Cina and his friend do when the two of them are together? THEY DO FARMING, START A SMALL FURNITURE SHOP OR A MINI MARKET.
6. What about when an orang India and his friend do when the two of them are together? THEY DRINK , MABUK AND THEN BEGIN FIGHTING.

Finally,

7. What does an orang Melayu do when he is with two or more of his friends, that means there are at least three of them? THEY JOIN A POLITICAL PARTY AND BUAT SIBUK.
8. What does an orang Cina do when he is with two or more of his friends, that means there are at least three of them? THEY RUN A BIG BUSINESS.
9. What does an orang India do when he is with two or more of his friends, that means there are at least three of them? THEY FORM A WORKERS' UNION.

The Malays will then work as security guards for the Chinese who are now Towkays and the Indians will work as labourers or drivers for the Towkays .

Best regards.

pywong
10th September 2010, 08:37 AM
HAK, welcome to Tindak Malaysia.

What is the point the Govt Agency was trying to make?