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13th June 2009, 01:04 PM
Secret round table discussion: Najib, Hu Jintao and Ahmadinejad
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Saturday, 13 June 2009 02:22
The following is an imaginary roundtable discussion between Prime Minister of Malaysia Najib Tun Razak, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and China's President Hu Jintao at an undisclosed location in China. I will just call them Jin, Jib and Jad to rhyme with the similar ideology of stamping out political dissent.
NO HOLDS BARRED
Vijay Kumar Murugavell
Hu Jintao (Jin) : Welcome gentlemen, please have a seat. Can I get you anything to drink?
Najib Tun Razak (Jib) : Water please, “yin shui si yuan”. When drinking water, don’t forget the people who dug the well (beaming proudly).
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Jad) : Get me a Zam Zam Cola.
Jin : Oh, you still boycotting Coca Cola and Pepsi?
Jad : Nooooo (sarcastically) because the Director of Zam Zam Cola is Ahmad Haddad Moghaddam who happens to share a similar second name with me. What do you think? (sneering)
Jin : Sorry don't have that in stock. Instead I offer you what we call feichang kele the Chinese people's own cola it is also called Future Cola.
Jib : When drinking Zam Zam Cola don't forget to thank the Well of Zamzam in Mecca from where its name is derived.
Jad : What's it with you and well's? You look different from when I last saw you in Kuala Lumpur, lost some hair and I did not realize you wore contacts. More… (http://mt.m2day.org/2008/content/view/23136/84/)
Posted by admin
Saturday, 13 June 2009 02:22
The following is an imaginary roundtable discussion between Prime Minister of Malaysia Najib Tun Razak, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad and China's President Hu Jintao at an undisclosed location in China. I will just call them Jin, Jib and Jad to rhyme with the similar ideology of stamping out political dissent.
NO HOLDS BARRED
Vijay Kumar Murugavell
Hu Jintao (Jin) : Welcome gentlemen, please have a seat. Can I get you anything to drink?
Najib Tun Razak (Jib) : Water please, “yin shui si yuan”. When drinking water, don’t forget the people who dug the well (beaming proudly).
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad (Jad) : Get me a Zam Zam Cola.
Jin : Oh, you still boycotting Coca Cola and Pepsi?
Jad : Nooooo (sarcastically) because the Director of Zam Zam Cola is Ahmad Haddad Moghaddam who happens to share a similar second name with me. What do you think? (sneering)
Jin : Sorry don't have that in stock. Instead I offer you what we call feichang kele the Chinese people's own cola it is also called Future Cola.
Jib : When drinking Zam Zam Cola don't forget to thank the Well of Zamzam in Mecca from where its name is derived.
Jad : What's it with you and well's? You look different from when I last saw you in Kuala Lumpur, lost some hair and I did not realize you wore contacts. More… (http://mt.m2day.org/2008/content/view/23136/84/)