A man walked into a very high-tech restaurant in a fancy hotel. He noticed that the Maitre D' was a robot.

The robot said, "Sir, there is a one hour wait. I am programmed to converse with you until a table is ready, if you please."

The robot then asked, "Sir, what is your IQ?"

The man answered, "Oh, about 164."



The robot then proceeded to discuss the theory of relativity, Interstellar space travel, the latest medical breakthroughs, etc.

The man was most impressed. He decided to come back the next day and try a different tack.


The robot again asked, "What is your IQ, sir?"

This time the man answered, "Oh, about 100".

So the robot started discussing F1 racing, and what to expect Chong Wei to do this weekend.

The guy had to try it one more time. So the next day he returned.

Again the robot asked, "What is your IQ?"

This time the man drawled out, " Uh..... about 50."

The robot leaned close and very slowly asked,

"A-r-e

y-o-u

g-o-i-n-g

t-o