NEW MODERN MEDICINE….

A doctor from Israel says:
"In Israel the medicine is so advanced that we cut-off a manīs testicles, we put it into another man and in 6 weeks he is looking for work"

The German doctor comments:
"Thatīs nothing, in Germany we take part of the brain out from a person, we put it into another personīs head and in 4 weeks he is looking for work"

A Russian doctor says:
That's nothing either. In Russia we take half of the heart out from a person, we put it into another personīs chest and in 2 weeks he is looking for work.

The Malaysian doctor answers immediately: Thatīs nothing colleagues, you are way behind us....in Malaysia (about a year ago) we grabbed a person with no brains, no heart and no balls....we put him as Prime Minister and now....the whole country is looking for work!